MR. BEAN'S JOKES

BRAIN TUMOR Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! WHILE IN A DRUG STORE Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bean: I know your PIN number, hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN number if you saw it? Mr. Bean: Four asterisks! HOW MANY MAN Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4 worse. CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it OK? Mr. Bean: What do you mean OK, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. Friend: What tape did you took anyway? Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner. MOM'S DEAD Mr. Bean: (crying) The doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend: Condolence, my friend. After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: What now? Mr. Bean: My sister just called, her mom died too! MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stock in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure. Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stock on the escalator for 3hrs. SPELLING LESSON Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful ....is it one c or two c? Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

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NICE AN EXAMPLE LETTER

 How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..? One day an employee sends a letter to Her boss asking for an increase in her salary !!! Dear Bo$$ In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing$ mo$t de $ perately. I think you $hould be under $tanding of the need$ of your worker $ who have given $ o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company . I am $ure you will gue $$ what I mean and re$pond $ oon. $ incerely Your$, Marian $hih ---------------------------------------------------- The next day, the employee received a nice reply like this : Dear Marian I kNOw what you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NO thing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NO ticeably well as yet . NO w the newspaper are saying the world`s leading eco NOmists are NO t sure if the United States may go into a NO ther recession. After the NO vember presidential elections things may turn bad . I have NOthing more to add NO w. You kNOw what I mean . Yours truly, Manager